Funny or Die’s Overly Excited Tourist visits ‘Pennsadelphia, Philavania,’ home of ‘the Rookie movies’ and ‘the classic Philly cheese plate’

He swings by a statue of “Brad Franklin, inventor of the $100 bill,” “the Listerine Bell” and “the National Constipation Center.” Also tries to hit the LOVE statue, but “they literally took it down for construction — I can’t find love anywhere!”

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