DiNic’s green juice, Art Museum escalator and Uber Train: The 9 best Philly April Fool’s jokes

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Yeah, yeah April Fool’s Day jokes can be overrated and everyone either spent the day making them or making fun of them. But you have to admit that there were some funny posts today.

Here’s a look at some of the best jokes from around Philly:

1. HEH HEH POLITICS JOKES

Proud to get this endorsement. Though I’ll never root for same team as @GovChristie, I unblocked him on twitter. #JKpic.twitter.com/epp3pIL8TG

— Jim Kenney (@JimFKenney) April 1, 2015

In case you forget the root of this one, remember that time mayoral candidate Jim Kenney tweeted:

Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc. You suck! Kissing Texas ass for 2016! Awful!

— Jim Kenney (@JimFKenney) December 15, 2014

And it wasn’t even a joke.

2. Healthy DiNic’s, anyone?

We’ve been thinking a lot about our beach bodies here at DiNic’s, so we would like to introduce to you our newest menu item. Roast pork, sharp provolone and broccoli rabe cold pressed juice! It’s jam packed with nutrients and made with real @sarcones_bakery rolls! #DrinkMorePork #LoveRTM

A photo posted by Tommy DiNic’s Pork & Beef (@tommydinics) on Apr 1, 2015 at 12:17pm PDT

3. #MikeForMayor

It’s official! #mikeformayor pic.twitter.com/hYkdYoLxQI — jennifer joyce (@Fox29Jennifer) April 1, 2015

Thank God Fox 29 morning news anchor Mike Jerrick is making this race kinda exciting.

4. Uber, but for trains

Coming soon: @Uber to launch on-demand train service, UberT to compete head to head with @SEPTA – http://t.co/foPBsVZMmW

— geekadelphia (@geekadelphia) April 1, 2015

5. Poop emojis could give the Art Museum a sort of charm

This summer: @philamuseum to unveil “The Emoji and Rage Comics Exhibit” http://t.co/uThS5GWHpZ — geekadelphia (@geekadelphia) April 1, 2015

6. Speaking of, um, poop, Streets Dept. found some genius who turned the pile of paint at PAFA into a pile of…

7. Chicks totally dig dudes who smell like cheese

We’re proud to introduce our newest Private Collection item—Eau de Fromage! Wear your cheese obsession everywhere. pic.twitter.com/0rMJJgNSSf

— Di Bruno Bros (@DiBrunoBros) April 1, 2015

8. Sly Stallone is back in town and older than ever. Maybe this could help.

9. lol budget jokes, good one joe

I am confident that we will have a 2015-16 state budget completed by May 1st which will include all of Governor Wolf’s tax increases. — Senator Joe Scarnati (@senatorscarnati) April 1, 2015