Chip Kelly looks his age and Lynne Abraham… well: Philly faces in the How-Old Robot
So there’s this new tool circulating across the Internet called How-Old.net. Developed by Microsoft, this crazy website allows you to search for photos or upload your own. It then analyzes the face and guesses how old the person depicted is.
It was our civic duty to do this for Philadelphia’s local celebs. Here’s what it came up with:
Mayor Nutter
Actual age: 57
Eagles coach Chip Kelly
Actual age: 51
(So far, so good.)
New Philadelphia Eagle Tim Tebow
Actual age: 27
That other Eagles QB Mark Sanchez
Actual age: 28
Phillies GM Ruben Amaro
Actual age: 50
6ABC anchor Jim Gardner
Actual age: 66
Philly Jesus
Actual age: 28
And now onto the politicians…
Mayoral candidate and former DA Lynne Abraham
Actual age: 74
Mayoral candidate and former Judge Nelson Diaz
Actual age: 68
Mayoral candidate and former councilman Jim Kenney
Actual age: 57
Mayoral candidate and former PGW executive Doug Oliver
Actual age: 40
Mayoral candidate T. Milton Street
Actual age: 74
Mayoral candidate and state Sen. Anthony Hardy Williams
Actual age: 58
2nd district council candidate Ori Feibush
Actual age: 31
2nd district council incumbent Kenyatta Johnson
Actual age: 42
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