#StuffJahlilDid: Greatest hits from Jahlil Okafor's newest Twitter hashtag

Jahlil Okafor can’t even try to get into a bar without making headlines. It’s gotten that bad.

The last few days, it was revealed that he got into a fight in Boston, had a gun pointed at him in Philadelphia, sped over 100 mph across the Ben Franklin Bridge and, finally today, that he tried to use a fake I.D. to get inside Misconduct Tavern and was turned down.

Cars, fights, bars. His problems have run the gamut. What else could he have done wrong?

Luckily, Twitter decided to make up a bunch of other problems for him. This afternoon, after the Misconduct Tavern news, #StuffJahlilDid was created, and it has taken off. Here are the best tweets of things people are saying Jahlil did.

BREAKING ZWR EXCLUSIVE: First look at fake ID used by Jahlil Okafor in Center City bar pic.twitter.com/Fab6wJKPWp

— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) November 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/Not_PC_/status/671426106826874884?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Said he liked The Royal Tennebaums but never saw it #StuffJahlilDid

— jsaquella (@jsaquella) November 30, 2015

Jahlil Okafor didn't give the courtesy wave after someone let him turn in front of them. #StuffJahlilDid

— Tucker Bagley (@TBagleySports) November 30, 2015

In his college essays at Duke, Okafor wrote "for all intensive purposes" instead of "for all intents and purposes". #StuffJahlilDid

— Steve Day III (@SteveWDay3) November 30, 2015

Jahlil Okafor only waited 26 minutes to go swimming after he ate. #StuffJahlilDid

— Ryan Disdier (@ryandisdier) November 30, 2015

Jahlil once cheated at heads up 7up by looking at the shoes. #StuffJahlilDid

— Jimmy the K (@Jimmer428) November 30, 2015

Convinced George Lucas to put it in Jar-Jar Binks #StuffJahlilDid

— John Barchard (@JohnBarchard) November 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/PhillipJHill89/status/671425018337849344?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Jahlil told Embiid that Shirley Temples are iced tea and lemonade mixed. He's been drinking Arnold Palmers the whole time. #StuffJahlilDid

— TK (@RhymesWithPeppy) November 30, 2015

Jahlil asked for a water cup at Chipotle and got lemonade in it #StuffJahlilDid

— lonis (@NotLonis) November 30, 2015

Jahlil Okafor often takes the shortcut when trailing at Wario Stadium, even after everyone agrees not to before the race. #StuffJahlilDid

— Rich Hofmann (@rich_hofmann) November 30, 2015

Jahlil Okafor once gave his uber driver a 1 star rating for driving too slow #StuffJahlilDid

— Kevin Kelly (@KKell2507) November 30, 2015

Jahlil once kept the water running while he brushed his teeth #StuffJahlilDid

— Frank Lucas (@None_LikeMic) November 30, 2015

At the grocery store, @JahlilOkafor takes the price tag off London broil and puts it on Filet Mignon. #StuffJahlilDid

— Stan Van Bundy (@Whoa_Bundy) November 30, 2015

If you ask Jahlil Okafor to pick something up on the way to your house he pretends he didn't see the text til he got there. #StuffJahlilDid

— J.P. Melle (@jp_melle) November 30, 2015

And things got real:

https://twitter.com/PEagles14/status/671424418623520768?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

#StuffJahlilDid: Greatest hits from Jahlil Okafor’s newest Twitter hashtag

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